Tag Archives: David Bowie

The End of Planet Earth…now Rio

Why did I think I knew what orthogonal meant? To be fair, I had been drinking. David McAlmont asks me if I know what orthogonal means. I say yes. He then says, “what does it mean?” The Oliver Hardy lobe … Continue reading

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Lazarus at Kings Cross Theatre

I descended into a funk after watching Lazarus at the Kings Cross Theatre. I had prepared myself carefully. I bought and listened to the soundtrack so I was not derailed by the musical theatre renditions of Bowie classics. I had … Continue reading

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Please Keep Your Hopes to Yourself, they May Interfere with the Designated Reality

It came as a surprise to me when my mind offered up the idea that from now on I should vote Conservative. I was on a train, journeying to my cruel orthodontist. I am wretched coward when it comes to … Continue reading

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In Times of desperation, may I recommend BOOKS

“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.” from Valis by Philip K Dick I am trying to avoid reading about politics, it can’t end well. What happens if I am more knowledgable about politics? My anger … Continue reading

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Still Learning To be An Alien – on the stand up as stranger

Have you got to be alienated as a stand up, or merely be an alien? Not in the David Bowie/Thomas Newton, beautiful, being makes a million, becomes an alcoholic, is investigated by the secret service, and eventually has his illusory … Continue reading

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Dirge Middle Eight Beauty Death Cellos – (Some) of my music of the year

Please remember, all you read is subjective. I have attempted to avoid Amazon links. I can see why music journalists either go mad or fall silent, it’s a tricky business this attempting to translate the emotions and reactions of hearing … Continue reading

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Look How Beautiful it is, We must smash it.

Sleepless, coffee-less, booze-less and jumpy, here is the museum of things in my head today. Don’t worry, I’ll put them in the dry storeroom at the back and set them alight soon.  All that science, technology and imagination that has … Continue reading

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